Cleanliness is next to...wait, how does that phrase go again?

No, this is not a scene from a recent earthquake. 
This is the desk of one, Katie M. Sale, Chief in-charge of everything and everyone here at Rock Paper Scissors. But from the looks of it, the power has completely thrown her over the edge. And she's usually such a sensible level-headed girl, tidy traits aside. Have you ever seen an area that looks like this? We mean, really, Katie. This is the desk of a crazy person.  Can any of you out there recommend the best plan of attack for a desk such as this?

SOS! SOS!
Love, 
Katie's co-workers (many of whom are trapped beneath that pile next to the computer.)